We’d thought of this last night at some point but we forgot about it until the Sporting Blog pointed us to the Tebow drinking game on With Leather and then referenced Mike Patrick on the ball-satchel of one point guard, Greg Paulus, who, and you may never have heard this before, was a high school quarterback. Interesting, no?

Well, Paulus will get his balls fondled (figuratively, we assume) by Patrick all night, but there’s one thing that’s being missed in all this GD hype about Duke-Carolina tonight. And that, folks, is that Tyler Hansborough’s Will is absolutely motherfucking unstoppable. Please, please, pleasepleaseplease-please do not try to stop it. Do not bother trying to contain it. Do not even attempt to impede its Will (yes, his Will is so strong that it has its own Will) or it will crush you like the worthless little pile of non-bug-eyed goo that you are.

Over/under for mentions of said intangible quality that really only describes what an over-rated, NBA lock-flop of a spaz “Hanny” is?

42.

Just high enough to make you think it’s absurd, but way too low to risk actually taking the under.

1. on 06 Feb 2008 at 4:35 pm#1Will

   “over-rated, NBA lock-flop of a spaz “Hanny” is”

   Most accurate statement I have seen all week.