That’s Just a Big ol’ Frozen Chunk of Poopy

We’re pretty big fans of Joe Dirt here at Brahsome.  Mainly cause he’s got the stones to pronounce his own name Dir-tay ’cause it sounds cool.’  And we’ve learned from years of experience that you can’t trust what you see in movies as being stuff that can happen in real life (like in North Pole #47, when Peter North flips Kristina Blond over and proceeds to destroy that ass for like 35 minutes… you can’t do that for 35 minutes.)  Apparently, though, so-called Boeing Bombs do exist.  A couple of folks in Canada heard what sounded like an explosion in their bedroom yesterday.  Turns out, it was chunks of frozen utah plowing through their roof.  The owner of the house was overheard saying “I don’t believe this shit.”  Believe it. buddy.  Believe it.