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Wanted: UNC Fan to Pose as NCSU Fan on Craiglist

by Stamos on February 11, 2008

NCSU lost another close game this weekend, this time at the hands of Maryland in College park.  Much like in the Duke game earlier this year, NCSU looked great in the first half, only to forget to show up for the 2nd half and end up getting borderline blown out.  This ‘trend’ caused one apparent NCSU fan to solicit help for the squad via the Interwebs.

I am looking to purchase any used but reliable offense for the 07/08 NC State Basketball Team. I live in Raleigh, but would drive up to 300 miles to pick up the offense at your location, these 300 miles would include: Memphis, Chapel Hill, Durham, College Park, or Clemson. I am not picky at the moment, any offense capable of scoring 40 or more per half, consistently, will do.

Please only respond if you have the current offense in your posession, I do not need to hear from those who have a friend who has an offense for sale. I only want to hear from those who have the offense, ready to ship and implement within a weeks time.

Thanks for looking, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.

NC State Alum in Raleigh

Guess he doesn’t like the Advance Auto Parts promotion going on currently (they’ll give you a gallon of windshield washer fluid if the Pack scores more than 60 in a game.  Apparently his windshiled washer fluid levels are fine, and he’s getting greedy.)

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