It’s Valentine’s day today, and for those of you who have significant others (and many who don’t) that means you’re getting some ass tonight. And you know how when it’s just your run-of-the-mill Thursday box smash, you will sometimes mix it up with some doggy or maybe a reverse cowgirl or even the grossly underutilized Southern Sidecar (if you don’t know, don’t ask). But on this Valentine’s Day, maybe you want to try it gorilla-style. You thought humans were the only species where the lady got mad if you didn’t look her in the eye during coitus? No more rear entry while thinking about that sexy-ass silverback over by the tree for this big fella- he’s making love tonight.