On this week’s Brown Hour we discussed, among other things, the top 5 sit-com stars that, for whatever reason, over the years we found attractive. Stamos was adamant that I make it clear that the title ‘Sit-Com Crushes,’ meant the desire to crush dat ass, not ‘crush’ in the puppy-love sense of the word. He was worried about our street cred. Except that with this list, there are a few where crush dat ass seems highly inappropriate.
11. Candace Cameron Bure – DJ Tanner (Full House) – Yes, that DJ Tanner. We have no idea what Brinson is talking about here, but since he included her in his list, we must include her in our’s. The list gets better after the jump, I promise. (Brinson)
10. Nikki Cox – Tiffany Mallow (Unhappily Ever After) – I honestly don’t remember a lot about the show…but she was hot. (Brahkowski)
9. Karyn Parsons – Hillary Banks (Fresh Prince of Bell-Aire) – Nice pick by The Piler…didn’t see this one coming. (The Piler)
8. Lori Laughlin – Rebecca ‘Becky’ Katsopolis (Full House) – I’m pretty sure this is the only Full House character that should be anywhere near this list. (The Piler)
7. Christina Applegate – Kelly Bundy (Married With Children) – She should be higher on our list. She was/is smokin’. (Stamos)
6. Nicole Eggert – Jamie Powell (Charles In Charge) – Jamie came in with the second family after the Pembroke’s got booted due to ratings. I was in love with her…and she’s aged very, very well. (Brahkowski)
5. Danica McKellar – Winnie Cooper (The Wonder Years) – Another one that is too low. Who wasn’t in love with sweet, sweet Winnie? (Stamos)
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus – Elaine Benes (Seinfeld) – Doesn’t really need an explanation. Throughout the show’s history, she slowly got hotter and hotter. (Stamos/Brinson/Brahkowski)
3. Danielle Fishel – Topanga Lawrence-Matthews (Boy Meets World) – I was the only one not to pick her…I guess that’s because I’ve never seen an episode of this show. (Stamos/Brinson/Piler)
2. Alyssa Milano – Samantha Micelli (Who’s the Boss) – Much like Winnie Cooper, Ms. Micelli came along while we were still young…so we kind of grew up together. (Brinson/Brahkowski/Piler)
1. Tiffany-Amber Theissen – Kelly Kapowski (Saved By the Bell) – Surprisingly, the only unanimous choice for the list. She really needs no introduction. (All)
Honorable Mention: Christine Lakin, Step by Step
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Is Unhappily Ever After the show where the stuffed bunny talked to the dad and no one else? The name didn’t ring a bell last night, but i remember your girl now…and those taters.
Yes! Elaine did get hotter each year. Highly underrated.
It’s emabrassing for the Brahsome community that I was the only one to include McKellar and Applegate on his list. Hillary Banks and DJ Tanner but no Winnie Cooper or Kelly Bundy? for shame.
PS- Winnie is hot as shit these days – http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u107/cusdenm/winnie.jpg
I thought me and my boy was the only ones who thought Topanga looked good. The older she got be the better she got. I have never seen a sexier pair of lips on a white woman since Angeline Jolie.
Wait, I don’t understand. If Kellie Kapowski was the only unanimous selection, that means someone left off Alyssa Milano…that’s just crazy talk. As for wierd, unexplainable choices, I’d put in Six from Blossom, just because I always felt she was a wild one.
I’m the guy who left off Alyssa Milano. I didn’t really watch Who’s The Boss regularly as a kid, but that’s a weak excuse.
I got Danica covered too! link Loved her.
Let’s try that again.
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Awesome list
Don’t forget
Chelsea Noble from Growing Pains
Lisa Bonet from The Cosby Show
The blonde chick from the Hogan Family (who was on Melrose)
Justine Bateman from Family Ties
(my personal fave)
Where’s Punky Brewster?
christine lakin an honorable mention? she’s top 4 imo. and tatiyana ali from fresh prince was/is hot too…not so much of a crush then but rudy huxtable is fine now
Cuzzy –
Good call on Chelsea Noble. She was smokin’ in Growing Pains.
I got your Lori Loughlin too! link #1 in my book.
What about Julie from Growing Pains. The babysitter that Mike almost married on the cruise ship. She was ridiculously hot.
Yeah, Punky Brewster is ridiculous hot now…
Runkle, that chick was in Playboy (so I hear), do a Google search.
Julie McCullough
Insane hot.
what no natalie from the facts of life?
Punky Prewster was a little girl when that show was on sickos! Haha.
Kelly Bundy is the hottest on this list. She should have been number 1. Plus she was a major slut. How does she not get points for her whorishness?