Yeah. That’s right. I stopped being sorry for people who go out and get retarded wasted all weekend a long time ago. Besides, I was there with Stamos and you don’t hear me complaining about how bad I feel. Oh wait. What’s that? I wasn’t there? Hmmmm. Just kidding. My heart couldn’t stomach a trip to the Sleazy. With that in mind, here are some links and boobies for you. Your lady friend is Brittany Anne McGraw.

Take a closer look at Jessica Alba’s butt. - Bright Black Internet

Bruce Pearl getting a little handsy on Erin Andrews - Awful Announcing

Elmo is going to get us - on205th

No, no, no. They’re saying “Moooooooooooooose.” - Mister Mittens

Breaking down the Oscars - Blog of Hilarity

Oregon Ducks on a blackout - Mister Irrelevant

The New York Knicks are not good - Cuzoogle

Terrell Suggs is throwing down, yo! - Busted Coverage

Fantasy Basketball Fix (Just click it. For Brinson) - FanHouse

Memphis fans continue to be classy - Losers with Socks

Does a crappy Myspace page make for a less hot woman? Prolly not. - Hottest Girls of Myspace

Terrell Brandon Making Citizens Arrests - FanHouse (yes, we know)

Poker Poon! - Mac G’s World

Recapping the Razzies from a gambling perspective and good Oscars odds - Vegas Watch