Yeah. That’s right. I stopped being sorry for people who go out and get retarded wasted all weekend a long time ago. Besides, I was there with Stamos and you don’t hear me complaining about how bad I feel. Oh wait. What’s that? I wasn’t there? Hmmmm. Just kidding. My heart couldn’t stomach a trip to the Sleazy. With that in mind, here are some links and boobies for you. Your lady friend is Brittany Anne McGraw.
Take a closer look at Jessica Alba’s butt. – Bright Black Internet
Bruce Pearl getting a little handsy on Erin Andrews – Awful Announcing
Elmo is going to get us – on205th
No, no, no. They’re saying “Moooooooooooooose.” – Mister Mittens
Breaking down the Oscars – Blog of Hilarity
Oregon Ducks on a blackout – Mister Irrelevant
The New York Knicks are not good – Cuzoogle
Terrell Suggs is throwing down, yo! – Busted Coverage
Fantasy Basketball Fix (Just click it. For Brinson) – FanHouse
Memphis fans continue to be classy – Losers with Socks
Does a crappy Myspace page make for a less hot woman? Prolly not. – Hottest Girls of Myspace
Terrell Brandon Making Citizens Arrests – FanHouse (yes, we know)
Poker Poon! – Mac G’s World
Recapping the Razzies from a gambling perspective and good Oscars odds – Vegas Watch
