Morning Wood: Do Tell

by The Piler on February 27, 2008

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 So I was chatting with The Sorostitute last night when she she told me about this great new website that is sweeping college campuses across the nation called  juicycampus.com.  It’s an anonymous gossip website, where you can post about what ever your cock heart desires.  The site is broken down by school and in message board form.  You start a topic and people can reply to it.  The schools available are limted, as the site is relatively new, but new schools are added daily.  After quickly perusing the Wake portion of the site, I found threads on “hottest girl,” “biggest slut,” ”girls you have given facials,” etc.  You get get the point.  While I don’t know any of these girls, I still have access to Wake Forest Facebook and was able to get visuals on chicks who “like it from behind.”  While taking close notes on the biggest slut thread, I came across this gem, “Caroline V—— has been fucked by every single athlete besides the ones that would rather not risk getting an std.”  Oh.  My.  God.  Sucks to be her.  The Sorostitute was dismayed at the damage it could do to people’s reps, while I think it’s the greatest thing since online porn.  Let’s be honest here folks, The Sorostitute is just terrified she is going to get called out for her latenight activities.  It’s just a shame this thing wasn’t around when the Brahs were in college.  It would make going out a lot easier.  Oh, Sarah Clark likes to get fucked during frat parties?  She’ll be getting lots of attention tonight.

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Will February 27, 2008 at 1:04 am

WOW! Where was this when I was in school? Wait, I didn’t stay in school long enough to make that statement.

Stamos February 27, 2008 at 8:54 am

Don’t even think about trying to backdoor Sarah Clark. That ass is mine…

Rives February 27, 2008 at 9:53 am

Greatest site I have seen in a while. Well played Piler.

The Piler February 27, 2008 at 10:22 am

I am eagerly awaiting the NCSU and UNC editions.

The Piler February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm

Check out the taters on the blond on the back row on the left…so nigh.

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