MW: Back in the Saddle

by C. Brahkowski on March 6, 2008

Good morrow, hookers and hustlers. Let me start off by saying how nice it is to be back in office. Judging by the thousands of emails from concerned readers, I can tell that I was missed. I would like to say to all of my phans out there that I was merely tied up in some off-site work issues that prevented me from posting. No life threatening illness or injuries, so the prayer groups and the gathering of donations and can end…and any moneys gathered should be sent to the brahsome.com paypal account. Thanks for your support.

It’s tough coming back into my high level, executive postition after a few days out amongst the common man. The salt of the earth. The true backbone of this nation. Now as I sit at the computer, catching up on the many emails and important, worldly news topics (Bodhi has cancer?!), I realize how much I miss you…my loyal fanbase. It is you, gentle reader, that keeps me grounded. And for this, I am in your debt.

Because I have been out so long and I’m knee deep in work buuuuullshit, today’s Morning Wood will be short and suite. I am happy to bring you Will Arnett’s sex tape (language might not be safe for work, unless your job is way cooler than mine…which it most assuredly is).

Many thanks to Brinson and The Piler for keeping this humble blahg afloat while Stamos and I fought through these past few days. Werd.

Mucho take it easy.

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