I honestly don’t know. My two-hole is a little too sore from being bent over the nearest hotel bed or couch the last week to really figure out which one of these horrid companies I hate more. My initial thought is Time Warner – they invade your home, take your livelihood, prevent you from watching television, and screw up your HD.
On the other hand though, Delta is the only one that can take your spring break vacation, strip you of the first two days by nearly forcing you to spend the night in an Atlanta airport (after taking 12 hours to get from North Carolina to Atlanta, which, mind you, is only a five hour drive) and then putting you on a new flight to Curacao. This flight, clearly, is not intended to include luggage. So, I am stuck in paradise with no scuba, no razor, no clean clothes. Could it be worse? Absolutely. But it could also be better. That’s all for now. I have to go back to Delta.com where I have no 10 digit GD reference number to find out where the fuck my bags are.


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Wow. Sounds like your week is off to a good start. That being said, I added a link to your post so people could see where exactly this bitching was coming from…so they’re not going to feel too sorry for you. Spring break? Jeeez.
Wow, high 90, low 75 across the board….quit yer bitching, brahseph.
Can’t believe you chose Curacao over Rock Band in Winston-Salem.
Just get wasted brah, isn’t that what spring break is all about? Getting wasted and fucking bitches.