Another story about Ashley Alexandra Dupre? Of course. You didn’t think this little hussy’s 15 minutes were over yet did you? Newb.
A few months ago brahsome.com broke the news (broke might be a little strong…perhaps ‘reported’ is better) that Girls Gone Wild founder, underage girl video-er, and tax evader Joe Francis was taking his soft core porn to the printing press.
News broke the other day that Mr. Francis offered Ms. Dupre a cool million to “appear in a non-nude spread for his company’s new magazine, plus a chance to join the “Girls Gone Wild” tour bus.” Sounds pretty awesome for both sides. She makes $1 million (about the same as 250 trysts at the Mayflower Hotel) and Francis gets some famous taters for his new magazine.
Both sides win. Perfect. Oh wait. What’s the rub, you ask? Well, in a unfortunate hilarious turn of events, Francis’ team of monkeys back in the corporate office found old footage of Ms. Dupre from when she was celebrating her 18th birthday in Miami…and by “celebrating” we mean training for her future job as a whore by performing sex acts for money.
According to a “Girls Gone Wild” press release, Dupre visited Miami in 2003 to celebrate her 18th birthday. After fighting with a friend and getting thrown out of her hotel, Dupre found a nearby “Girls Gone Wild” bus, the company said.
She signed legal papers and spent a full week on the bus, filming seven full-length tapes that included nudity and same-sex encounters, according to the company.
A full week on the bus? SEVEN FULL-LENGTH TAPES THAT INCLUDE NUDITY AND SAME-SEX ENCOUNTERS.
No one asked for a comment, but had they contacted brahsome.com, we probably would have said: “BWHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. Whooooore.”
So, instead of making a million bucks for a non-nude photo shoot, Ms. Dupre will get a fat stack of NADA while her pictures and videos from 4 years ago make their rounds all over the innerwebs.
Wonk Wonk Woooooooooooooooooooonk.
