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Adam Morrison Has Really Matured

by Brinson on March 21, 2008

adam-morrison-at-davidson.jpgSay what you will about the former Gonzaga star turned one more shitty feather in Michael Jordan’s cap, but at least he wasn’t bawling like a little girl after the Zags got knocked out of the NCAA tournament on the back of Stephen Curry’s 40 points. On the other, he has been out for the entire year in Charlotte and appears to either be loaded up on smack (conjecture, natch) or doing Easter plays as a side job because the Bobcats are threatening to sue him for being so crappy at basketball.

Curry by the way, might be a top five player in the tournament. Seriously. He can shoot better than Redick/Morrison, imho; he plays better defense and he seems like more of a leader. Oh and he doesn’t cry like a little girl. Which is nice.
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C. Brahkowski March 21, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Good stuff.

I apologize for questioning you in the first half. Curry is a beast.

Brinson March 21, 2008 at 5:28 pm

Yes he is. And that wasn’t even Davidson’s best effort imho. Although it’s hard to argue that it wasn’t Curry’s.

Zag Fan April 9, 2008 at 12:16 am

If you are taking the time the trash Morrison as such a shitty basketball player, including asides about Jordan’s basketball knowledge, let alone the multi-billion dollar industry that is the NBA, then you have the time to have your eyes and brain checked. Did you watch the NBA frosh v. sophmore game? He can ball with anybody, and I am sure you don’t have the balls to do that. Nor the guts to take any team on your back and put yourself out there. Also, just wanted to say that I appreciated the way you knocked his complexion, because he is shooting up frequently. Not smack as you claimed, but rather insulin. You’re a real class act, asshole.

cieron April 9, 2008 at 9:26 am

“Zag Fan” = Adam Morrison. No need to hide behind the moniker, Adam. Just let it all out…

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