Reason #887,494,667,398 Why Aggies Suck

by C. Brahkowski on March 21, 2008

This is Reagan Thompson. He’s an Aggie.

Do I really need to say anything? This guy is trying out for Jr. Yell Leader. Because that’s how Aggies roll. Instead of sexy ladies in assless chaps, they prefer the more agro approach of dudes dressed like milk men doing strange arm and hand motions that no one outside of College Station understands. They suck. Big time. How could you possibly take this school, their students, or their teams seriously?

Their fake army, The Corp of Cadets, also like to do this on national television.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

TeddyBallgame March 21, 2008 at 10:22 am

Hahahahahaha

WOw

Me March 8, 2009 at 12:55 am

Wow … just wow … you are so incredibly stupid. You need to educate yourself on Texas A&M before you try to bash it. You clearly just don’t get it.

Wade April 16, 2009 at 5:53 pm

I know Reagan Thompson, he’s a cool guy. You’re trippin’. There’s no need to single him out on your little blog here. I’m not joking, he’d probably whip your ass.

But we do need sexy female cheerleaders, I agree. Some of the traditions are out of date.

C. Brahkowski April 17, 2009 at 8:36 am

Dear Me –
you’re right, i don’t get it. and neither does any one outside of College Station. what’s cool about a tradition of dudes dressing up like milkmen and holding hands the whole game? that’s better than sexy ladies in short skirts? do you see any other school in the nation jumping on the all-male-cheerleader bandwagon? You call them “yell leaders” we call them “douchebags.”

Dear Wade –
He’d probably whip my ass? considering that video he made and his penchant for hanging with male cheerleaders and wearing tight white, matching outfits, I’d bet he’d like to do more than that. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Eh? Eh? yeah.

SuperNova April 17, 2009 at 9:12 pm

Yeah Kigh

It’s not like you’ve attended many ass whippings by our Longhorns of little brother. You have no idea what the aggies are about. If you had any idea how awesome college station is. There are some bars, and that restaurant, and Freebirds! Don’t walk on the grass!

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