Do you like Duke or Carolina? Well f*ck you. But that doesn’t mean we’re not willing to hand our hate in an equal opportunity manner. Hence, we have an anti-Duke and an anti-Carolina post for you this afternoon. First, from reader Ned comes the video, This is Why Duke Sucks (Part 2).
And, for you Carolina haters out there, check out Chris Mottram’s rant on Mister I about Tyler Hansbrough. We’ve snipped some of it here, but the whole thing might be the funniest thing we’ve read all week.
That’s it, I simply cannot look at Tyler Hansbrough anymore. His stupid fucking face makes me want to cut myself.
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Although I’m fairly certain you aren’t even “intense” (see also: confused). This is just what your stupid fucking face looks like all the time, isn’t it?
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Now go win me my office pool, you weird, dense, stone-faced fuck.
Remember, Kansas and Davidson are the only teams you really need to pull for over the next two weeks. Plenty of room on the bandwagon.

