Minor? I Hardly Knew Her.
Mar 31st, 2008 by C. Brahkowski

My boy Sickwich hipped me to some shots found by TheDirty.com of California pretty boy Matty Leinart and his boy Nick “Beautiful Women Love Me For No Reason” Lachey getting nice with some ladies. A little detective work done by the site revealed that these hussies are ASU students and none of them are 21, so they’re probably just using apple juice or ginger beer in that bong.

I’d love to make fun of what a douchebag Lachey is for being 34 and still playing beer pong and hanging out with college kids. I would…because he is. But if your best friend was a pro athlete and had ladies over partying, don’t tell me you would be the one at the front door checking IDs.
I mean, it’s harder and harder to tell the age of ladies these days. Just last week, Brinson and I were hanging out at Build-A-Bear and we couldn’t tell who was…ah forget it.

