They No Make Money
Apr 16th, 2008 by Stamos
You want to hear some shocking news? People don’t want to spend money on a calendar that contains pictures of naked mexi-cougars not showing beav. I know, we were surprised as well. But it seems that in this Age of the Interweb in which we live- where pubescent boys have hours of penetration at their fingertips- there’s just no market for middle aged women not even showing pubes.
The long and short of it is 7 women from a small town in Spain wanted to raise money for their local school. And instead of opting for a time-tested method like selling wrapping paper or magazines, or even whoring themselves out where at least they’d get paid up-frontsies, they figured they’d try their hand at peddling PG-13 smut. And now they’re left with 5,000 unsold copies, and a $16,000 balance due at the print shop. The moral of the story- if you’re an average looking 40 year old woman, don’t do porn and expect to get paid. Do it for fun and post on YouPorn for the pubescent boys.