To know Deadspin is to love Deadspin. For those just now discovering the Interweb, Deadspin is the biggest sports blog of them all, and every now and again is kind enough to toss a crumb towards this little blahg we call Brahsome. And sometimes we toss a crumb back, though, as Brinson eloquently put it earlier today in conversation “hits from Brahsome is like semen in Jenna Jameson for them.”
That said, we still frequent Deadspin, and found something strange yesterday. Their second most viewed post (and we’re talking over 10K people actually clicking the link to see the full post here) was one that casually contained a picture of Santonio Holmes showing off his LiveStrong bracelet.
We assume that’s what the picture was, since we never, ever look below the waste of a nude black man on the internet unless we’ve stumbled upon youporn.com or ThePiler sent out his formerly weekly Friday Poon e-mail. Don’t worry- we won’t show you anything you don’t want to see after the jump.
And even then we’re assuming we’re only going to see the few base inches that somehow didnt’ cram themselves into whatever vageen we’re really there to see. So what’s the deal with Deadspin readers? And why do they love the cock? We can’t be sure, really.
But one things fo sho- we all agree here at Brahsome that it’s definitely un-brahsome to check out a picture of some dudes’ junk on the Internet without it being in the guise of pr0n. It’s similar to the old ‘if you shake it more than once you’re playing with it’ rule about pissing in the urinal. Except this is more like ‘if you willingly click somewhere on the Internet that you know will lead you to a picture of another man’s cacknballs and there’s not a box anywhere in sight, you’ve just come out of the closet.’ Congratulations. You did it.
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This line still makes my sides hurt.
“hits from Brahsome is like semen in Jenna Jameson for them.”