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How to Put de Evidence In da Car

by C. Brahkowski on April 22, 2008

As I mentioned last week, Sheriff Bufurd T. Justice is one of my favorite movie characters of all time. So to honor the good sheriff, I will be posting a clip of his work every Tuesday until I run out of scenes…or until I forget…or until I get tired of it…which ever comes first.

This week’s installment of ‘How To’ with Bufurd T. Justice shows us how to deal with evidence at a crime scene and how to suggest your son might not be yours. Enjoy.

There’s no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo’ momma in da mouth.

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