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The new Bond girl doesn’t disappoint. (Tasty Booze)

Durant and Beasley take in the Wizards v. Cavs game. (Mr. Irrelevant)

26 reasons to watch Deal Or No Deal tonight. (On 205th)

Brinson spreads lies about a fine American. (AOL Fanhouse)

The ultimate Cougar muxtape. (Butter Team)

This Jessica Alba “pregnancy” business has gone to far. (Blog of Hilarity)

Karl Malone doesn’t really back the whole “parenting” thing. (Deadspin)

Ho. Ly. Shit. (CNN)

The Brothers Irons. (EDSBS)

Sririta Jensen in Maxim. (Bright Black Internet)

Dizzy DaMe. (Hottest Girls of Myspace)

Does the universe create one d-bag per hottie just to stay balanced? (Hot Chicks With DBags)

Nothing says “class” like wedding night fisticuffs. (Frumpzilla)

Richard Simmons goes Chris Berman on us. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Black Jebus really needed the Titans to draft a WR BEFORE THE 4th EFFIN’ ROUND. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

A look at the AFC East draft class. (Epic Carnival)

Corporate owned amphitheaters really have that Mom & Pop touch. (Mac Gs World)

Panthers draft talk show host. (Mister Mittens)

Pictures of Julia Louis-Dreyfus being pretty normal. (Drunken Stepfather)

Some pictures of Coachella Valley Music Festival. (Rolling Stone)

Need a late night taco in Tempe, AZ? (Taco Town)