Nice shorts, brah. Patagonia athletic wear?
This is more or less just stealing straight from Maj’s post at Deadspin, but like anyone is going to freaking notice, right? And if you do notice, I already caveated it. Plus, I’m trying not to totally F up this whole graduation thing. It already cost me Stamos’ wedding (/single tear) and I’m not trying to spend a summer returning graduation gifts and making awkward phone calls, m’kay.
Anyway, point of the matter is that Chris Cooley = the balls. His latest blog post about Draft D Q&A is just flat out fucking hysterical. Some highlights (although I recommend reading it yourself, you lazy bastard):
5. If I was to build my own draft guru what would his or her characteristics be?
I would take Mel Kiper’s arrogant, know it all personality and put it into some really hot chick. The girl from the movie Transformers would be great. I would watch the draft all day. Really though, I think it would be hard to imagine any other draft guru besides Kiper.
It would though, wouldn’t it? Plus, Kiper isn’t actually human, so that kind of helps the stereotype that he is the only true NFL draft analyst to ever live. And on Fred Davis, the Skins new tight end:
3. Fred Davis?
I think no more be said in the question. I was as surprised as anyone that the Redskins drafted a tight end this year. We saw Fred Davis as a first round player that had fallen way down into the second round. The Redskins felt like it was way to much value to pass on. As a player I feel like you can never discount having the best 11 guys on the field, so if two tight ends makes up the best 11 guys I’m all for it. I will do everything I can to help Fred become the best football player for the Redskins and I think he will do a great job. All that being said, I feel like the next five years should be Pro Bowl years for me and I would be extremely surprised if my production on the field goes down at all.
Ballsy, and good stuff.
Thanks for dealing with the mail in (no disrespect to Cooley, who really is bad ass) and hopefully Piler and Kigh will have many more details of Stamos’ wedding when they get back later today. And I can almost guarantee some sort of awkward honeymoon post from Stamos. Or at least will be disappointed if we don’t get one anyway.