Last week we brought you the story of Latarian Milton. He’s the 7 year-old, self proclaimed “hood rat” who stole his grandma’s ride and went cruising with his boy that smoked with cigarettes. Honestly, everyone here at ye ole blahg thought his antics were pretty, pretty, pretty awesome.
Well … 13 year-old Ralph Hardy from Texas kicked it up a notch.
The young brah ordered an extra copy of his old man’s credit card and, among other things, paid for two hookers to come to his motel room to play “Halo” with him and his boys.
According to the article, Ralph took his buddies on a $30,000 shopping spree, with the grand finale being an evening of getting nice with some ladies of the night in a motel room. The details are pretty damn funny.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Jebus. Where to start on how incredible these kids are…Having Dr. Pepper, Fritos and Oreos delivered to the room? Claiming your funds were from a “World of Warcraft” tournament? Asking the delivery guy where to score some strange because you’re looking to relax after the big tournament? These kids are just awesome. And creative as hell, too.
When the two ladies of the night questioned their age, the kids told them, “they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”
Citing State discrimination laws when convincing a hooker to come to your room?!
Well played, Ralph Hardy, well played.
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holy shit that’s hilarious.
Unbelievable…
Wut da hell. Diz iz no story. It iz bull Shit. Fuc u