Morning Wood: Mommy’s Getting Nailed
May 14th, 2008 by The Piler
A recent survey suggests that 1 out of 3 married american women with children takes part in extra-marital activity. That’s taking the term M.I.L.F. to a whole new level. The worst part is, as the study suggests, many of these women are turning to strange because they aren’t getting enough at home. The study does not indicate if these women aren’t getting enough at home because they got fat after saying “I do,” but that’s a whole other issue. What the eff is wroing with these doods? Not only are you getting stepped out on by the person you are likely working all day to support, it’s because you can’t lay it down enough. At least the days of, ”Not tonight, I have a headache” are behind us. I realize in this Lipstick Jungle world many of today’s corporate women are slaying dat cock away from the home, but the point remains the same: You aren’t getting the job done, brah. Maybe I’ve still got my youthful energy, but I can’t say that I’ve ever been too tired. As you probably know, brahsome’s own Stamos tied the knot two weekends ago and he travels a lot with his new job…
Yeah, but who knows how many of those cuckolded fellas were sidelined by a viscious leg and/or back cramp while on the job leaving their woman doubled over in fits of nonsexual laughter while they writhed around like someone who had just been tazered? Tough to mentally recover from something like that. Um, not to point any fingers or anything…..
That sounds like a guest piece for a Friday Morning Wood.
Actually, there would be no need for a guest to handle it. A certain brah of the ginger persuasion could render a firsthand account.
No, no, that’s what I figured. Which would make it even funnier.