Alessandra Brahkowski

by C. Brahkowski on May 16, 2008

Alessandra AmbrosioIt has such a nice ring to it.

As you’ve no doubt read many, many times on our humble blahg, Alessandra Ambrosio is a moon goddess by whom all other females should be judged.

In simpler terms, she’s straight foxy, yo.

And, as you read yesterday in Stamos’ report, Maxim completely dropped the ball by leaving her off their Hot 100 list. That’s right. Whomever it was that put that shit show together thought that Britney Spears, Ashley Simpson, Jennifer Loves Donuts Hewitt, and slew of other out of work, past their prime hussies were hotter than Ms. Ambrosio … a Brazilian underwear and swimsuit model.

What. The. Fuck.

It’s baffling. It’s mind blowing. It’s just ridiculous.

Attuworld.com found a magazine whose editor is neither blind nor geigh, and it’s called Arena. I have never heard of Arena Magazine before, but upon first glance it already has infinitely more brah cred than Maxim. Why do I back a ‘zine I’ve never read? Because Ms. Ambrosio is their June 08 cover girl.

Take the jump for more pictures for the Arena photo shoot.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio

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