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Celebration Weekend: Brahsome’s First Birthday and Brinson’s Graduation

by Brinson on May 16, 2008


It’s kind of awkward that up until today, I was more proud of having kept a shitty blog alive for a year than actually limping through school. I don’t actually feel that way anymore (no offense, peeps) but the simple fact that Kigh, Stamos, myself and the Piler have managed to post “consistently” for a full calendar year on this humble little blahg is pretty damn impressive.

I’d love to tell you we have big crazy plans for our second set, but that would be a lie. Well, not entirely. We are planning a trip to a concert and want to bring a reader along, which we’ll get to later. But mostly, I guess, it will be more of the same snarky, half-assed social commentary you’ve been reading all along.

Anyway, long story short, we couldn’t possibly kept this going without all of you suckers loyal readers and so, thanks. If you’re so inclined, drop a “congrats” or a “happy birthday” in the comments. Or, more appropriately, just say “fuck off you lazy, snarky douchebagsfoylsd”. (Courtesy of JCN and RAB, that is vastly funnier and much more appropriate.)Oh, and if you don’t comment, we’ll make fake names and act like we have friends. Just so you know.

{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

Jenna Jameson May 16, 2008 at 12:08 pm

You guys are the best! I’d toooooootally let you run train on me anytime!! LOL. Keep up the great work!

Not C. Brahkowski May 16, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Best blahg ever! You guys rule! Thanks for a wonderful first year!

Joe May 16, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Congrats.

I am a former lawyer, currently occupied as a professional Piler… with all due respect to the emponymous Piler.

I enjoy the brahsome universe and check it daily.

Latarian Milton May 16, 2008 at 12:18 pm

You guys are as cool as smoking with cigarettes.

Show May 16, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Fuck off.

It's HERBIE Hancock. May 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard : Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard : I know, they’re called doctors.

Congrats to both Brahsome and Brinson. I have enjoyed being entertained by a bunch of anti-UNC and anti-ECU State fans that know ECU and UNC are much better than State in all aspects but they still keep their heads high. Congratulations and I think all readers should donate a dollar to buy these guys each a slanket because that is one of the most brahsome things ever invented. Just don’t buy them a red one….ECU purple or Carolina blue only.

http://www.theslanket.com

The Piler May 16, 2008 at 1:02 pm

Thanks Joe, I hope to be a former lawyer soon. As soon as the lady friend finishes law school, I’m headed for the golf course on a permanent basis.

Chris Mottram May 16, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Oh wow, between four people you managed to post on a daily basis. Fucking congrats. I’m so god damn impressed. And you’re graduating? What a pussy. How long were you in school? Only like six years or some shit, right? Try being an undergrad for seven, like me. Yeah, no big deal. I’m just about 30 wasted credits smarter than you is all.

(Seriously though, brahs, stay righteous. And congrats).

Moose May 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Six years….puhlease. At least 8. Congrats, and I better be the reader that goes on the trip.

Leopold Stotch May 16, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Congrats Boys

Brinson May 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Six years? Only if you count my first school. I think it’s actually nine from start to finish, although most of that wasn’t spent enrolled, sadly.

Mike May 16, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Congrats to the furious four at brahsome, keep up the excellent work. And congrats to brinson on getting the sheepskin, I’m a seven year grad myself and it feels damn good.

Mac G May 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm

“snarky, half-assed social commentary?” So that what this site is about? Brahsome. I might have to bogart that at some point. I will partake in all things Brahsome this weekend to celebrate or otherwords, my normal Friday/Saturday night.

Can to get Crunked? Congrats

Mac G May 16, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Care to Get Crunked? Damn Keyboard. Is it quitting time yet?

DCScrap May 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm

fuck off you lazy, snarky douchebags

cieron May 16, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Congrats, and thanks for all the support. Considering we have 13 official members (it’s true) and struggle to average more than a post a day despite our youth, well, let’s just say you’re doing a “nice” job (I can’t believe I just wrote that).

Keep up the good work.

Mr BBI May 16, 2008 at 6:20 pm

Happy birthday ladies, now where’s the free bar and party at?

Don Chavez May 16, 2008 at 6:40 pm

Congrats on graduating in just a shade under a decade.

Sooze May 16, 2008 at 9:07 pm

good job buddies!

JCN May 17, 2008 at 8:02 am

FOYLSDBs

Sam May 19, 2008 at 6:57 am

A little late, but, congratulations Brinson.

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