You may remember young hoodrat, Latarian Milton, from a few weeks back after he stole his grandma’s car to go joy riding, destroying shit all over South Florida because he “wanted to do hood-rat stuff for my friend.”  After grandma got a rental car, Latarian was looking to get his cruise on again, telling her “Oh, you know, let me take this for a spin.”  Grandma now sleeps with the keys.  Well, your boy is at it again.  This time he beat grandma’s ass after she wouldn’t let him order some chicken wings at the local Wal-Mart.  He asked grandma if he could have them and was told no, forcing him to do the only logical thing in that situation: order them anyway.  Grandma tried to prabs him, but Latarian was having none of that and started wailing on her.  Police picked him and took him for a mental health evaluation.  Over/under on this kid’s lifespan is plummeting.  The Bellagio now has is set at 9.5 years.  I got in on the under when it was 17.5 and that’s what we like to call a hammer-lock.