Angelina Jolie Used To Get Nice

by C. Brahkowski on May 20, 2008

The Sun, bastion of journalistic integrity, recently released this video of Angelina Global Baby Mama Jolie which they claim proves she used to take drugs. Which isn’t really shocking since she’s confessed to this fact many times.

Unfortunately the video doesn’t show her tying off, blowing lines, popping pills, toking a doobie or really doing anything at all … other than rambling on about all kinds of shit, like killing some pets, sadomasochistic sex and what to feed rabbits. She looks a little mellow in the video and a freeze frame shot makes her look like she feeds only on the blood of humans, but it’s from 1999 … and honestly who didn’t go through a hard drugs/vampire eyes phase in 1999? I know I did.

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