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The Bikini Baristas Are Spreading!!!

by Brinson on May 20, 2008

Oh no! They’ve installed a coffee shop in our town where all the female employees are dressed in bikinis! What ever shall we do?

I’ll tell you what you don’t do, jerkstores. And that is “protest”. Or “complain”. The notion of selling a product by having skimpily bikini clad women serve and/or sling it is a time honored American tradition. And if you don’t like it … you can ggggggget out.

We now present the Salem, OR bikini coffee chicks, since CNN — covering the news in some Washington state town — doesn’t offer an embed code. Both the link and vid below have pictures of women in relatively little clothing.

In totally unrelated news, I’m moving to the NorthWest to celebrate my impending caffeine overdose inspired heart attack.

H/T: Heavy D

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Sooze May 23, 2008 at 7:43 pm

“The brothers’ business is booming and it’s about to take off big time.”

Priceless.

IAS IFRS August 17, 2011 at 5:23 am

For whatever reason, your post makes me think, “In a mad world only the mad are sane..”.

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