Alex Phillips is like any other red-blooded young brah who likes to get his slut-bag girlfriend to take naked pictures of herself for his “personal” use. Then when she starts effing his best friend, he pulls them out and posts them to his myspace page. I don’t know if that’s what really happened, but it was probably something along those lines. Anywho, unfortunately for Alex, his girlfriend is 16 and those pictures are considered child pr0n in Wisconsin. If I may get up on my soap box for a moment, I would like to say this is bullshit. Alex is 17, this whore was his girlfriend, so what’s the problem? <off soap box> Did I mention Alex told investigators “Fuck that, I am keeping them up,” when they told him he could face jail time if he did not take them down? Got to respect that young, no respect for authority attitude. What I respect even more is the caption under one of the photos: “Yo, U see how big her hole is! Its from me!” Well, Alex, if only I could see it without committing felonies myself…

Big ups to Sam for the submission.