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Lefty Does Prime Time

by Stamos on May 22, 2008

Phil Mickelson is one of our favorite golfers on tour. Not because of his feugo wife Amy. Not because of his silky smooth southpaw stroke. Not because of his lovely B-cuppers. But because of all of these things. And, it doesn’t hurt that he’s landed a role on one of our favorite TV shows.

Mickelson has apparently scored a gig on Entourage for the coming season. And we know as well as you do that Entourage is on it’s way downhill (the first season or two was nothing but some Queens blvd losers making it big and getting nice while plowing through many, many random hot women- in other words: the perfect TV show. More recently, there’s been waaaaaaay to much ‘feelings’ and ‘relationships’ and waaaaaaaaay to little ‘threesomes involving Malin Ackerman and Emmanuelle Chriqui.’ God help us if Phil the Thrill finds himself involved in the latter. And by ‘God help us’, we mean ‘toss that melon in the microwave and pass the vaseline.’ And no, we didn’t just write that…

In order to distract your attention from that last little bit, here’s some extra pics of Malin Ackerman.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Will May 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Wow- Fat Phil on Entourage. I can’t imagine what kind of role he will have…Too bad Phil is tied with sabbatini for the biggest ass on the tour and least liked guy in the clubhouse. His B-cuppers are pretty nice though.

Leopold Stotch May 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Tiger must have turned them down…

KD May 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm

They are from Queens, not the Bronx…E managed a Sbaros on Kew Gardens for chrissake!

Stamos May 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Duly noted, KD. Our most sincere apologies for having offended yous over eeah.

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