Imagine if you can, a world that does not include brahsome.com. Scary, right? Freakin’ nightmare.
Well that nightmare is the reality of these bush living brahs. This photo was released by Brazillian officials the other day of “uncontacted tribes” living deep in the Amazon in Brazil and Peru.
According to scientists who study these things there are more than 100 uncontacted tribes living throughtout the world. By “uncontacted,” they mean these folks have had zero contact with the outside world. Never seen Sienfeld. Never had a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
I’m not sure what’s going on with the red body paint, but I back it. My question is what if there is some undiscovered Alessandra Ambrosio look-a-like down there? And she’s going to waste. She could be picked up by a rescue squad, taken to NYC for a fashion shoot, make millions of dollars and return home to her village with firewater and WiFi. The true feel good story of the summer right there, folks.
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I am not sure why we want to protect them from outside contact. Maybe make it easy but why do we want them to continue? They are human beings not animals, they might like to know about us.