It’s About Effing Time

by The Piler on June 13, 2008

So the Brahs, along with several of our buddies, are celebrating the college graduation of Brinson tonight.  It’s been a long time in the making.  A real long time.  Just a shade under a decade, but who’s counting?  I’ve managed to pick up two degrees before he finished up his first one, but that’s because I’m brilliant.  Anyways, it’s been one hell of a ride on the Brinson train, much of it in a dope-ass Dodge Carvan with wood paneling and Panic blaring out of the sweet sound system.  I met Brinson back in 1999 when we were freshmen in college and got to know him fairly well, or so I thought.  We were hanging one night, after I’d known him for a couple of months, and somebody looked at him and said, “Hey Will…”  I looked at the person and said, “That’s not Will.  That’s Brinson.”  True story.  For those of you who don’t know, his name is Will Brinson.  He calls himself the Mastermind of Brahsome.  We let him tell people that so he will feel good about himself.  From the rest of the Brahs, we would like to offer a largo congrats.  Way to go buddy.  I’m pretty sure we will all be blacking out in your honor tonight.  Feel free to leave your congratulatory remarks in the comments section.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Stamos June 13, 2008 at 2:54 pm

Maybe now that you finished school we can drag your pansy ass back off the wagon?

Alessandra Ambrosio June 13, 2008 at 3:01 pm

You’re a college graduate now? Cool… call me!

Stamos June 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm

What a ballsy, ballsy webiste you run, Ally. Now let’s all pray that Stamos’ bosses don’t look at where he clicks around on this here interweb… Christ.

Mac G June 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Congrats, welcome to a never ending cube life of pushing papers, bitching about managers &coworkers, pounding java, back pain and being a weekend&happy hour warrior.

Don Chavez June 13, 2008 at 4:27 pm

Everyone should click on Ally’s link, because I did and now I’m blind.

Seriously Will, go back to school and get another degree. Become a professional student. There is nothing fun about the real world, bosses, bills and mortgages. Congrats.

jimmy sobeck June 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm

way to go brinson, lots of people graduate from college in 8 years

The Piler June 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm

9.5 to be exact.

Busted Coverage June 13, 2008 at 5:36 pm

Just think – if you would have been in the workforce that long you’d have built up a nice 401k package. Hope college was worth the trouble.

Show June 14, 2008 at 10:07 am

Congrats, man. I agree with Stamos’ first comment…you know, about that “wagon” thing.

Sam June 16, 2008 at 10:41 am

hat tip

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