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Sign of the Apocolypse #3: Ace Ventura, Jr.

by Brinson on June 17, 2008


Al-effing-righty then, Hollywood. You want to ruin everything good about my childhood? Go right ahead. Ley-hoo-sa-hers. (From Wiki)

Ace Ventura Jr. is a second sequel to the film Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. It has begun production as of 2008 and has been rated PG. The film was announced to be released in September along with an extended version of the promo posters that were leaked in mid-2007. This movie is going to direct-to-DVD.

Well, of course it is. Look at this little bag that’s playing Tom Ace and tell me that you ever thought this would hit the theaters. Now maybe I’m wrong and this kid is Goldberg-level-Mighty Ducks funny (plot line = “The son of an eccentric detective steps into his father’s shoes after his mother is wrongly arrested for stealing a baby panda.”)

But I’m rarely wrong. And even less so am I willing to admit it. (P.S. Bumblebee Tuna)

Image via IMDB

Previous Apocalyptic Notions:
Fenway Baptism
Roger Clemens on the Bottom Line

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C. Brahkowski June 17, 2008 at 2:11 pm

hahaha … wow. that picture is just really creeping me out for some reason

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