A Japanese company has created a robotic girlfriend set for launch in the U.S. in September at a retail price of $175.00. Apparently, Screech Powers was way ahead of his time. Their target market is “lonely adult men.” Paging Zeke. She will kiss on command and act like a real girlfriend sans the ball busting. I know what I’m getting all the Brahs for Christmas this year. Only problem is she’s only 15 inces tall. This looks like a solid gimmick product, but what can a mini-box do for you? Hopefully this is the start of a wave of human like robots. Imagine how nigh a full size blond bombshell would be. I think you see where I’m going with this. For one thing it would solve the prostitution problem. Hell, I might buy 25 of them and open a robot whore house. I’m not well versed on prositution and crimes against nature laws, but I don’t think there’s anything illegal about plowing a robot. On the less devient end, I’m also ready for straight up George Jetson shit. A busty robot cleaning up after me and doing household chores. Talk about some serious piling. The possibilities here are really endless. Sex shows, orgies, changing my kids diapers, a male robot taking my lady friend out to dinner on Friday. We need to get the far east Brahs on this shit stat.
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