You would have to think that after Monday’s “incident”, Eagle Trace Golf Club in Broomfield, Colorado is going to see a lot less junior golf business. On the bright side, they are going to see a lot more degenerate dudes that can barely golf showing up looking for stretch limos. And stretched other things.

Gold Crown Junior Golf Association says the mix-up was the fault of Eagle Trace Golf Course in Broomfield. The golf course cited a “miscommunication” on the part of the golf league.

Young golfers, ages 7 to 12, had not completed their Monday morning tournament before participants arrived in limousines for the Shotgun Willie’s Charity Golf Tournament.

The latter event featured patrons of the strip club paired with dancers who served as caddies. Broomfield Police later broke up the event after complaints from neighbors.

Actually, I take that back. These little bastards are going to be hiking for miles to get to Eagle Whatever It’s Called, even if they don’t play golf.

You will see hundreds of fat little dudes, horrible at golf, sweating face as they hike across 18 holes of grueling misery (trust me, I speak from experience). And who can blame them??

“I cannot tell you the girls didn’t flash out there,” Koch said. “But it wasn’t a free-for-all.”

“There was nothing inappropriate going on around the clubhouse when the kids were around,” said golf instructor Dustin Moser, who said the racier action took place later. “There was a handful of girls that got a little out of control.”

Moser admitted several dancers were scolded for “top-dropping.”

Golf course workers say the Shotgun Willie’s dancers were not allowed to strip down to their bikinis until after the children had been picked up by their parents.

“They were not allowed to go topless,” said Koch. “They were just flirting with the guys.”

“When I walked into the club house to look for my girls, I saw a woman straddling a male at a dining table,” said a mother who picked up her two children at the golf club.

Well then. I can tell you where we’re having the First Annual Brahsome Best Balls Tournament. Eagle Creek Trace, here we come!