Today’s Links and Taters are brought to you by the delicious looking Ms. Yoko Matsugane.

Five unsettling moments in the life of the Burger King. (Blog of Hilarity)

Extreme kayaking looks fucking brahsome. (Telegraph)

Playing Nintendo games at work. Nice. (9 to Fried)

Enrique Iglesias might be gay. (Gibbs12)

Harold is back on the air. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Brooke Banx is not unattractive. But that ‘X’ is wack, yo. (On 205th)

Dale Earnhardt and George Clinton grew up in the same small town. (Frumpzilla)

A break down the Panic Red Rocks shows. (Mac G’s World)

Sherie Daniels is hot … but also an uber bitch. (HGOM)

Lohan actually looking sexy. (On 205th)

Deaner finally got the new Brownie Troop site up. (Brownie Troop FS)

Shaun Alexander Is Unemployed = NFL Hates Christians. (Mr. Mittens)

You have enspiraled me to do grape things. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

This. Is. Awkward. (Tasty Booze)

Looking good, Ladies. (Hot Chicks With Douchebags)

SLAM Goes Blogger for Their Online Editor Position Which Has Now Been Odenized. (Fanhouse)

Why you don’t block a D. Beckham kick with your balls. (Banned In Hollywood)

Just your typical Cubs-White Sox fan fight. (Busted Coverage)

Wilbur Hardee lost control of his burger joint in a poker game. (Observation Bubble)

Lenny Dykstra’s house has a $24 million price tag. (Fanhouse)

When attending a hearing, don’t bring your dope to court. (KSDK.com)