I have no idea how long these things will keep going up, but I can guaran-damn-tee you that if people keep making ringtones that say “TASTE MY ASS!” then there will continue to be signs of the apocalypse.
Since the rap was posted online, it has become an international phenomenon and has been viewed nearly half a million times on YouTube in less than a week. Now you can bring the nasty rivalry to your phone by visiting FunMo.com. FunMobility has the original rap as a free download and created a premium ringtone mashup inspired by the original Shaq rap, as well as a JibJab-style animation with the mashup soundtrack.
Users can now take the rivalry to the street and support their favorite basketball superstar feud by downloading the rap as their ringtone. FunMobility offers this unique ringtone and countless more to users for no cost.
And yes, lots of other people have written about this/linked to this/etc. But I did bad satire there, and you should go read it.
Oh, and also, you should go and prepare that nuclear strike bunker in your backyard. Shit’s hitting the fan, dawg.
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at least you’ll have a funny ringtone on your phone when the four horsemen ride in