Is this a great country or what? A few months ago the brilliant minds in our nation’s capital decided the best way to nudge our economy out of a rutt was to send out over $100 billion in economic relief to the citizens.

“Free money! Go out and spend dat shit, son!” is what they told us.
And spend it we did.

An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks have appeared in millions of Americans’ mailboxes across the country.

According to Kirk Mishkin, Head Research Consultant for AIMRCo, “Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market.”

Pr0n. The money meant to stimulate the economy is actually being used to stimulate Johnny Everyman’s johnson. Awesome.

Who joins these sites anyway? How can you not find all the pr0n you need on the innerwebs for free? Dudes. Brahs. Pervs. It’s out there for free. I promise.

H/T to ADub for the link.

Note: Jessica Alba has nothing to do with this story … but damn she fine!