This Guy Seems Cool

Meet Michael McCarty. Just your standy 20 year old sophomore at Georgia Tech down in Hotlanta, save for the fact that he’s never kissed a girl before. He’s had a steady girlfriend for 5 years now, but they’ve never met face to face (thank the Lawd for them interwebs). And with her coming in town soon, he’s turned back to said interwebs for some help on learning the art of tonsil tasting. “I placed the ad on Craigslist because I want to learn how to kiss a girl the right way,” McCarty said.” But how could a guy be 20 years old living in ATL and not be plowing through random steez he meets at Moondogs every weekend? “I guess I’ve been on the computer too much playing video games and not going out and meeting people as much as I’d like to,” said McCarty. Yeah, that’s pretty much how we remember college. Just a bunch of computer games and not going out and meeting people, assuming ‘computer games’ is some new code for box-cutting and ‘not going out’ is some new code for ‘going out.’ Ix-nay on the never-kissed-a-girl-even-though-I’m-20-but-I-swear-I’m-not-a-huge-oser-lay Mike.