Profiles in Brahsomeness: Blackout Extraordinairre
Jul 24th, 2008 by Stamos
Think back to the time when you blacked the hardest. That time when you remember nothing, and woke up in a foreign place with no shirt but with a nametag stuck to your chest hair and had pissed in someone else’s pants. Stanley Kobierowski laughs at you. Stanley, you see, ain’t afraid to drive around with a blood alcohol level approaching 0.5%. That’s just about 6 times the legal limit, and the highest BAC ever found in a living person in Rhode Island. Consider also that 0.4% is considered comatose. This guy rages, and we’d like to extend an open invitation to Mr. Kobierowski to have his drinks on the house at the next Brahsome Bash.
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