You obviously know about the “ASSMAN” Seinfeld episode. (I hope.) Well, some older fella in HP, NC is topping that today. He is … the BOXMAN. (I apologize for the quality of the pic, but that’s what you get with a camera phone through a windshield while driving 55 miles an hour.)

And no, I have zero clue as to whether or not he’s a gynecologist. But that would rule.


