In Hamburg, Iowa, they don’t have tah-bars, presumably because they’re idiots who don’t respect how great tah-bars are (no offense to anyone from Iowa, but let’s get real: these girls have to pay for college some how, and it ain’t gonna be from milking cows). However, some folks down there cleverly found a way to skirt around the law- a couple of laws in fact. There’s something of a loophole in the state’s indecent exposure law that allows nude dancing in art centers. What, you don’t think the female form is art?
Well, you’re wrong. That shit is hot. You know what else is hot? When the town Sheriff’s 17 year old niece sneaks in to the place to shake what her momma was kind enough to give her. Which, in this case, were likely some breasts and a vagina, which the townspeople weren’t prepared to see. And, since we don’t know what this girl looked like, we’re not at liberty to say whether we would have been prepared to see it either. And, just to make sure we’re not exposing ourselves too much (you bet your ass that pun was intended), let us say for the record that we’d never look at a naked 17 year old girl because it’s not legal.
Anywho, we say that banning naked dancing in art centers is censoring creatvity. Which is basically like burning books. Which is what the Nazis did. So come on, Iowa. Are you a bunch of Nazis or can we just let bygones be bygones and see some taters up in this bitch? Werd.
