We generally try to stay away from the Brahlitics around here, but when anything involves taters we are all over it. Literally. Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain spoke in South Dakota at the Sturgis motorcycle rally on Monday. McCain mentioned the Sturgis beauty pageant and quipped that he encouraged his wife, Cindy, to enter. Unbeknownst to McCain, the Sturgis pageant is known for being a little bit wild, often turns into a topless contest. The crowd roared with approval and whistles for the blond first lady hopeful. Pundits have cited McCain’s age as a detracting factor in his White House quest. If there’s one common denominator that can unite this country, it’s taters. Word has leaked from the McCain camp that his new healthcare platform includes government coverage for all women who seek breast implants.
MW: McCain Running on Tater Platform
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