You know what is really effing annoying? When people try and make you dance when you don’t want to. I’m comically white and I know it, plus I don’t enjoy it unless I’m a fifth deep and straight grinding on some ho my ladyfriend. I was at a birthday party last weekend with a DJ and dance floor. People were pulling off really “sick” macarena moves while I nursed a killer hangover by the bar. On multiple occassions people tried to drag me on the dance floor. Because of said hangover I was no where close to a fifth deep at this point and dancing sounded about as much fun as the time I hitchhiked from Charlotte to Winston at 5:00 a.m., but that’s a whole ‘nother story. So please brahnation, despite how cool you think it is to drag people on the dance floor, leave them alone or buy them a ton of jaeger-bombs.
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I cannot support a bigger cause than this. I hate it. I had one episode where I just slayed the crowd for hours at a wedding and every get-together after that i get poked and prodded with demands of “Come on do that thing again” which translates into my head more like “dance clown.” Bravo Piler.
hahaha..I feel ya.