Random Rant of the Day
Aug 6th, 2008 by The Piler
You know what is really effing annoying? When people try and make you dance when you don’t want to. I’m comically white and I know it, plus I don’t enjoy it unless I’m a fifth deep and straight grinding on some ho my ladyfriend. I was at a birthday party last weekend with a DJ and dance floor. People were pulling off really “sick” macarena moves while I nursed a killer hangover by the bar. On multiple occassions people tried to drag me on the dance floor. Because of said hangover I was no where close to a fifth deep at this point and dancing sounded about as much fun as the time I hitchhiked from Charlotte to Winston at 5:00 a.m., but that’s a whole ‘nother story. So please brahnation, despite how cool you think it is to drag people on the dance floor, leave them alone or buy them a ton of jaeger-bombs.
+1
I cannot support a bigger cause than this. I hate it. I had one episode where I just slayed the crowd for hours at a wedding and every get-together after that i get poked and prodded with demands of “Come on do that thing again” which translates into my head more like “dance clown.” Bravo Piler.
hahaha..I feel ya.