My Boy Is So Damn Heady

by C. Brahkowski on August 12, 2008

Matthew McConaughey and Camilla AlvesFellow Longhorn fanatic and heady brah Matthew McConaughey recently became a proud papa. He and that sexy minx next to him in the picture, aka Camila Alves, recently welcomed a baby boy, whom they named Levi, into the world. This is not breaking news, I know. What is breaking news (I guess) is what comes next.

To celebrate the life changing occasion of becoming a father, he and his baby mamma are planning to bury the placenta beneath a tree in Australia.

I shit you not.

Matthew McConaughey said that he and his girlfriend, Camila Alves, plan to bury the placenta that held their baby in an orchard in Australia.

Alves gave birth to their son, Levi, last month and the actor kept the placenta.

McConaughey told Dr. Sanjay Gupta on his CNN show that it’s an aboriginal custom to bury the placenta as a fertility rite.

said that when he was in Australia he saw a tree where women buried their placentas and it was a “huge behemoth of just health and strength.”

The film star said that the tree was “growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature,” and that’s where he and Alves will bury her placenta.

“It’s going to be in the orchards and it’s going to bear some wonderful fruit,” McConaughey said in an interview transcript.

Hellz yeah, brah. Hellz yeah.

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