91 year old actor Ernest Borgnine recently appeared on Fox and Friends discussing his long acting career. When asked his secret to long life, the Dirty Dozen star leaned over and attempted to whisper in the ear of his interviewer, but his answer was picked up by the mics: “I masterbate a lot.” Good news folks, yours truly must be effing immortal.
H/T to The Sorostitute for the submission.
