How About a Hand, Homosapien?
Aug 22nd, 2008 by Brinson
We here at Brahsome are lazy open-minded. So we love it when our readers contribute to the site. If you have something funny that you’d like to write/rant about, email us with the topic and rant and we’ll probably publish it. That being said, the following piece, from anonymous reader “Nuts”, was not sent in as a rant, but an email to yours truly about the death of yet another stupid Darwin loving animal at the hands of humans. Enjoy.
Yet another case of humans killing a helpless animal that’s simply in need. One second this precious baby whale thinks they are suckling on their mother’s teet, then the next thing you know BAM… they’re euthanizing the little bastard. I guess you can say the stupid idiot got what they deserved since his mom’s teet actually ended up being the prop of a Greg Norman’s yacht. Regardless, whatever happened to “live and let die,” or “survival of the fittest”? Jesus, someone please let nature take it’s course. What’s next, camping out at the edge of a forest fire picking off a big cat species attempting to find safety from the conquering inferno? I bet these are the same people that would throw you a center block when you are drowning or that wouldn’t even piss on you if you were on fire. How about a helping hand homosapien… sans needles and guns.
A center block? You mean cinder block? And just think of all the lamp oil those scientists now have…
You guys missed the best quote:
On Thursday, Aboriginal whale whisperer Bunna Lawrie tried to soothe the listless animal. Adorned with feathers on his head and white paint markings on his face, Lawrie reached into the water to stroke Colin while singing a humming, tongue-rolling tune.
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But after a few minutes, the whale swam away to nuzzle a nearby yacht.
“He’s missing the big fellas,” said Lawrie, whose visit was broadcast on Channel 10 television