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Mike Cavic Is Willing to Risk His Testicles For a Gold Medal

by Brinson on August 26, 2008

Remember that Mike Phelps .0000000000000001 second finish at the Olympics? Yeah, Cavic ain’t too happy about the whole thing. And, according to a video he put on MOUTHPIECE SPORTS today, he’s desperate for a rematch. How desperate? “I would give my left testicle.” Yowza. Someone get a knife and Uniball pens on the phone … we got Phelps a new sponsor!
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