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I’m Too Sexy For My Skirt

by Stamos on August 27, 2008

High school cheerleaders are things of beauty.  They get you riled up at basketball games, dance around at halftime in the middle of the football field, and give headies under the bleachers post game.  And their entire reason for existance is to be provocative- to give you something to ogle at when you’re taking a break from the action.  To that end, their uniforms leave as little as possible to the imagination.  And for one Ohio school, that was the problem.  Monroe High decided that the skirts on their cheerleaders uniforms (the ones the school itself chose and provided at the parents’ expense, mind you) were too short, and didn’t meet dress code.  So, they no longer let the cheerleaders wear these outfits to school on game day.  For shame.  In honor of these poor girls, we’ve put together a gallery of cheerleaders in all their glory after the jump.


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danimal August 27, 2008 at 1:51 pm

i support this post 100%

billy baroo August 27, 2008 at 2:32 pm

me too

hall monitor August 28, 2008 at 9:30 pm

This story made http://detentionslip.org! Check it out for all the crazy headlines from our schools.

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