The Pac-Man Returneth
Aug 28th, 2008 by C. Brahkowski
Word is trickling down that NFL commissionar Roger IronFist Goodell has decided to reinstate the rain making defensive back Adam ‘Pac-Man’ Jones.
(Ed. Note: Not sure how C-Brah missed this, but Pac was at F’ing Hooters when he got the news, according to the DMN via PFT. FYI. FWIW.)
Just talked to Adam Jones who said he was excited about getting a second chance in the NFL after commissioner Roger Goodell reinstated him this afternoon.Jones was at Hooters eating a chicken sandwich when he got off the phone with league and team officials regarding his suspension.
The Dallas Cowboys got Jones from the Tennessee Titans during the off-season for a 4th round pick and another conditional pick. If he can stay in the good graces of Iron Fist for the entire season Dallas will owe the Titans a sixth-round pick. If he ends up slamming a stripper to the ground or robbing a liquor store and is once again suspended, the Titans will owe Dallas a fifth-round pick.
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