Why Take $700K to Show Your Tahs When You Can Show Them For Free?

by Brinson on September 5, 2008

Lindsay Lohan, businesswoman extraordinairre, has turned down an offer of $700 large to pose topless in Playboy Magazine’s 55th anniversary special.  And this is probably a good move for her, since we have no idea what her boobies or vahgeen look like.  And with a career that’s so clearly in good shape, she wouldn’t have any use for that money.  Hopefully, this will go along way in preserving her image as a wholesome, family friendly actress as she continues to make magic on the big screen and never make headlines for doing coke, giving blowjobs, being a part-time lesbian, or having a great father.

Pictures not showing her breats or vagina after the jump.  Possbly not safe for work, unless you work for Larry Flynt or Hugh Hefner.  And if you do, hook some brothas up!

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