Here at Brahsome.com, we don’t really get into much phone sex because, well, we prefer the real sex. Don’t get us wrong- there’s always time to make friends with the stranger. But with the interwebs pumping out free hard core faster than Brinson crushes sixers of Red Bull, there’s just not a ton of use for a deuce and a half mother of three moaning into the phone from her trailer in Mississippi around here these days. Not the case for Joseph Vaccarelli. Joe, you see, apparently ran up $220 large in phone sex calls over the last 10 months. Better still, he made the calls by tapping into land lines of his customers as a Verizon technician.
Joseph Vaccarelli, 45, of Nutley, made approximately 5,000 calls, resulting in 45,000 minutes of call time, Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli said in a news release.
Verizon estimated that out of a 40-week period, Vaccarelli spent 15 weeks talking on 900 chat lines, authorities alleged.
45,000 minutes over 40 weeks. That’s over 1100 minutes a week. That’s almost 3 hours a day, every day, for 10 months. I mean, how much can one guy jerk? Seriously, isn’t the damage he’s certainly done to his junk punishment enough for his actions? It’ll be amazing when this guy gets his one phone call from jail and dials up is favorite 900 number to get one last minute of pleasure with Chloe at the call center. Can you imagine this guy talking to the other inmates?
“What are you in for?”
“Assault and battery. You?”
“Beating off for 3 hours a day for 10 months straight.”
“Bend over.”
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PS- I just love that this guy is from Nutley, NY. Perfect.
Joe Whackarelli lives in Nutley NJ, home of the five knuckle shuffle.